Senators Impeached

Buffalo Beats Ottawa Again!

**Goaltender Reimer giving thanks to God**

Sabres 3 – Senators 2 Referee Wes McCauley on average whistles power plays 53% of the time for the home team, not last night as the Eastern Conference number one wild card seeded Senators enjoyed a 4-1 imbalance of power play opportunities.

**RW Peterka’s spin-o-rama pass to RW Quinn who scores the Sabres first goal of the game**

Head Coach Travis Green of Ottawa in a fit of delusion said that ” It’s easy to say, probably might easily win this game seven times out of 10.”, which is difficult to understand since Buffalo has beaten Ottawa for third time in their four game season series (Buffalo outscoring Ottawa 12-3) with game four on April Fool’s Day.

**Defensemen Bernard-Docker aka Canmore Cannon ties the game at two apiece**

Former Sabres Center Cozens had the secondary assist on Ottawa’s first goal and was quoted, “I really wanted to win that game”, to the press in the locker room after the loss to his former team.

**Center Thompson scores the Game Winner!**

Former Senators defenseman Jacob Bernard-Docker tied the game scoring his first goal for Buffalo with seven minutes remaining in the second period, and was quoted, “It feels just unreal to be on the ice, honestly,” Bernard-Docker said. “I’ve had a tough year kind of prior to this, kind of just grinding and lots of skates by myself and work in the gym. It feels good to be back into games so yeah, it’s fun.”, …no revenge or negative remarks towards Ottawa.

**Everyone can cheer when the new guy scores**

Lindy Ruff becomes only the second coach in NHL history to win 600 games with the same team, putting him alongside legendary Stanley Cup Champion Head Coach Al Arbour.

Next up…a non-playoff team in the Pittsburgh Penguins are here along the Lake tomorrow night at seven o’clock.